The ghost of a shadow is man, no more...
Biography
I was born in the maternity ward of El Reno Federal Penitentiary on
Christmas Day 1963. After being branded, I was sent to the
Benedictine Abbey of St. Peter and St. Paul, where I labored in the
fields and learned the calculus under the stern guidance of the holy
fathers as penance for impure thoughts. I later escaped to Brazil,
where I met and fell in love with Miss Wyoming 1985. She helped me
mend my drunken, lawless ways, and in 1991, I received a Ph.D. in
mathematics from the University of Maryland. It all makes sense now.
Ahhhh. Satisfaction.
Oddities
- I sat at the table next to Sam Donaldson in a restaurant once.
- I played keyboards with Naked Snack and Bones, Hair
and Teeth.
- I have travelled in 41 states and 7 countries. I lived 6 states
and 3 countries.
- I really did go on a date with Miss Wyoming 1985.
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